Sardinia
Traveling through the arid landscape of Sardinia
makes you feel like this land has been baking in sun
for years and years.
The landscape looks like the torn face of an old
sun-drenched farmer. There are innumerable cacti and
dusty roads which have been driven across the
landscape. Rubber burns, exhaust gases escape and the
heat continues to pound like a hammer.
Sardinia’s mountains are scattered, one here, one
there. The interior is green, but it also seems quite
harsh.
Sardinia has a heat which pushes your eyelids
shut, which sticks your arms to the sides of your
body.
The Foor Moors
According to the Lonely Planet Guide to Sardinia, the 'heads of the four Moors' was officially adopted as the flag of Sardinia in 1999. Its not clear whether the flag is supposed to represent a begrudging respect for Sardinia's Moorish enemies, or a desire to see the Moors enslaved and dominated. Either way, you'll see this flag all over Sardinia, a strange sight in what on the face of it appears to be a white European island.
Cagliari
The girls in Cagliari are so elegant. Their faces
are well rounded, delicate and pretty. They are slim
without being massively svelte. They have black
hair, wear black clothes and invariably have
sunglasses perched on the top of their heads.
Funny that I noticed quite a few locals, looking
and dressed like English tourists, just because of
their oversized clothes and unkempt figures.
The men were dressed in the classic – black
jackets, white shirt and blue jeans – or were wearing
jeans with brightly coloured t-shirts with the usual slogans,
images and icons.
Cagliari is a modestly sized town with a humble
population. The few people, mainly young, that I met
were conscious of their relative poverty and the
limited chances they were going to have staying
on the island.
Miss Sardinia
We’re sat in our hotel room in Cagliari, tired,
exhausted but restless. We take in some Italian TV
and tune into what looks like the annual Miss Sardinia competition. It’s being
hosted by two local celebrities both of whom look like they’re speaking in public for the first time, and both of whose talking is being randomly interrupted by the unwelcome music of a clumsy sound engineer. One makes an unscripted joke, the other doesn't understand it.
The worse thing is the prospective Miss Sardinias, who seem to have
been selected on the basis of being just slightly
less than average in their looks. How sad for them,
that for some time leading up to the competition, and
maybe even for a small time during it, they were under the illusion that they were true beauties. For a few seconds, or a few
minutes, they must have thought that all the self-doubt they had had when they were young about their looks, were bizarre self-made myths.
What am I doing here, in this skimpy swimsuit, in this stuffy auditorium, with these people who haven’t got anything better to do than stare half-heartedly at a herd of poor to middling women, competing for recognition as beauty queen of Sardinia, as queen of nothing.
The Embittered Men of Sardinia
I met a man who gave me a lift back home one
evening. He talked of how Sardinians were hard
people. He said that the capitalists treated the men like slaves in
the factories, and Sardinian women tended to boss the men around at home.
The Sardinian man was embittered and tended to treat other men in the same as he was treated. There was no tenderness in public life. So why had the guy giving me a lift escaped
this? He said that his life experiences, which had
seen him spend many years working abroad, had enabled
him to see the possibility of living life otherwise.
So are Sardinians consigned to being disingenuous and
unhappy?
Sardinia is triste, triste, triste.
Knackered on a Ferry from Sardinia to Siciliy
On the ferry from Sardinia to Sicily, I suddenly
got a taste of what was about to befall me in
Palermo. Lots of uncouth people in groups, slightly
overweight, looking like they might try to thieve my wallet and throw me overboard later on in the evening,
running around, smoking, swearing, shouting and
spitting.
Welcome to the Sicilians!
The Sicilians were exhibiting the kind of dress sense that is common to the UK, and is influenced by
the Americans. The lads were wearing clothes which
were stripped, shredded, numbered and soaked in
icons, logos and a confusing mess of symbols. These
icons call your attention, however they are mostly
abstract, hinting at cultural references, leaving a casual observer, should he care, to do a lot of interpretative work.
For example, there’s this group of twenty
something guys, who all look like prospective
contestants for Big Brother. One in particular is
wearing blue jeans and he’s wearing this pink cap
which has the word ‘England’ written in black handwriting covering the surface of the cap.
Why? Why would you want that cap? What is the significance of having a cap with England written all over it, of the fact that it is pink, not a colour traditionally associated with England or with caps in general? Another lad is wearing a
yellow t-shirt with the words Italian Stallion on the
back – this is rather predictable – although it is
written in English and not Italian. Italian Stallion
is a cliché, a sexual one – and he’s wearing jeans
which shout out ‘I’m D&G’. The jeans and t-shirt combo are the classic image of a
cross-eyed fashion sheep – one eye on sexual clichés
and the other on the label.
I’m knackered, still awake on the ferry. I’m never
going to sleep. Most people are bedding down on the
lounge seats. I’m thinking the leader of this flock
of Sicilian fashion victims is the marketing men, and
it’s the owners of the clothing manufacturers who
ultimately sacrifice these guys - killing them – so the
banks and credit card companies can consume their
blood, sweat and tears.
Palermo
Palermo, like Livorno, feels like a city that is
heading for ruination. There are so many classical
buildings which are old and crumbling. The
Palermitans, unlike their northern cousins, the
Sardinians, are not so slim, slight and simple. They
tend to be fatter and burlier.
The citizens of Palermo are a disgrace. They have
no respect for their environment or for each other.
Policemen on motorbikes drive on the pavement when
they can’t get past the traffic and throw cigarette
butts on to the street. The city is full of litter –
the citizens of Palermo treat their city like a rubbish dump – they seem to think the litter will magically disappear.
Most Sicilians drive around as if they own the place
– beeping at each other – and swerving all over the
place to get an extra bit of space. One in every
three cars has a serious dent or scratch mark.
Sicilian bus drivers seem to see speed bumps as
things which are to be driven over at full speed,
irrespective of the damage that might be done to the
bus or to the passengers.
Palermo is what the UK would have turned into if
Thatcher had been in power for another twenty years.
The nepotistic Sicilians don’t care about anything beyond the boundaries
of their four walls.
This attitude explains why their city, which has so much
potential, is actually falling to pieces. If people
don’t care about each other, then things get broken
more easily, and are less likely to get repaired.
I met a lady who had been living in Sicily for twenty
years who said that within Sicilian culture there was
a culture of nepotism and corruption. The ruling
political elites are not bothered about improving
Sicily for the sake of the people, but rather
improving those bits of the country owned by their
families and supporters. She felt that Sicily, if
properly developed, could be enormously attractive to
tourists, but that it had not been developed to its
potential.
Mondello
The beach resort of Mondello, on the edge of
Palermo, is a hell hole. Don’t go there unless you
enjoy being surrounded by empty coke cans, cigarette
butts and fat teenagers kicking balls in your face.
This resort even has one of those awfully depressing
fun fairs and an endless number of bars and restaurants
willing to rip you off.
Mondello’s redeeming feature, if you care to walk
past the tacky peer, and a number of trattoria, is a
coastal path that leads round the cape – which
gradually diminishes in size from something cars can
travel on – to a path – and then to a rocky costal
area – where you can watch the waves crash on to the
rocks. All of a sudden you are transported away from
the Palmeritans and the humus of litter, sand and
seaweed to a beautiful marine vista.
Sitting there watching the sea, and thinking of
the desecration of Mondello, I’d like a big
Mediterranean wave to sweep through Palermo and rid
it of all the clans who are responsible for its
ruination. However, as has been pointed out, quick fix solutions like the use of tidal waves to cleanse an area, don’t work. Within any society controlled by nepotistic
and corrupt leaders, you find that almost
everyone is implicated in the great crimes that you
wish to rid the people of, such that if you applied the solution there would be very few people to hand the city back to. So maybe I don’t mean what I said,
but you can’t help but think these things from time
to time.
The Helenic Ruins of Solonto
Solonto, a twenty-five minute train ride out of Palermo, is a pretty extensive set of Hellenic
ruins – apparently dating back from 2000 years ago.
The general site is magnificent – set in coastal hills,
and if tonnes of grey ruins don’t get you aroused,
then there’s always a marvelous mess of wild flowers,
bushes, lizards and insects.
References
- Hardy, P. (2006) Lonely Planet Guide to Sicily.
- O’Carroll, O. and Atkinson, D. (2006) Lonely Planet Guide to Corsica.
- Simonis, D. (2006) Lonely Planet Guide to Sardinia.
Wikipedia on Bonifacio
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